If you are looking for the easiest way to cook phallic shaped food your search is over.

No other appliance comes close and believe me I know as I have tried them all.

I have tried, in order, the VerticEgg, the Egg-on-a-Pole, the Chubby Egg, and the One Eyed Trouser Boiler and none of them were as easy to use and produced a truly phallic product.

The Rollie is easy to use and cooks everything I have put in it perfectly. I have not yet tried the other suggestions such as cinnamon rolls and pancakes, but I can’t wait to do so.

On the flip side I will be perfectly honest and tell you that I am somewhat jealous of the product it produces. I have never before had “egg envy” but I do now. Watching my wife drool over her phallic egg on a stick reminds me of when we were newlyweds. I haven’t seen her look at me like she looks at her eggs in a long time.

But I digress. For what it does, make phallic shaped egg treats that pop up on a stick in a jiffy, the Egglicious Rollie can’t be beat.

Highly Recommended